The Richard Bey Sound Library

 

Clips from Richard's WABC radio shows in New York. 

(MP3 format with the file size and running time - Over 4 hours total)

As Bey Goes Bye  (3.8 MB 3:19) At The Playboy Mansion (10.1 MB 8:50)
Bey On Saturday (1.18 MB 1:02) Bey The Barbarian (9.5 MB 8:18)
Call Dick Bey (3.81 MB 3:20) Callers Speak Out (18.5 MB 16:14)
Consider Yourself (2.41 MB 2:06) Dick and Dad go to the Movies (8.4 MB 7:20)
Disneyland (13.6 MB 11:57) Dixie Chicks vs. Bruce Willis (14.5 MB 12:44)
End of Show (6.59 MB 5:45) Enrongate (4.25 MB 3:43)
I'm Happy (2.7 MB 2:22) Interview With CIA Heroes (15.2 MB 13:17)
Interview With Dr. Andrew Weil (14.1 MB 12:23) Let's Go To The Phones (3.17 MB 2:46)
Night and Bey (1.16 MB 1:01) Open Montage (6.8 MB 5:56)
Radiate A Smile (3.34 MB 2:55) Richard Bey Here (2.92 MB 2:33)
Richie's Theme (1.24 MB 1:05) Sex Around The City (13.8 MB 12:06)
Stripper Murders (4.6 MB 4:01) The Buzz With Malzberg and Bey (56.2 MB 49:10)
The Man From Ramallah (3.17 MB 2:46) The Model Matrix (5.91 MB 5:10)
The Robbery (6.32 MB 5:31) The Segregationist (4.2 MB 3:40)
The WMD Song (4.21 MB 3:40) War (No, Not That War) (2.97 MB 2:35)
William Clinton Goodbye (2.96 MB 2:35) WMD (Or Lack Thereof) (16 MB 13:59)
WTC Editorial (5.34 MB 4:40) Yankee Talibani (2.22 MB 1:56)
You Only (2.76 MB 2:25) September 11th Memorial (2.19 MB 1:52)

 

Original sound effects from The Richard Bey Show ...

You're busted! I've been framed! Danger! Yodel
Fabulous! You're out! Oh here we go again . . . Lightning
Shut up! Uh . . . Uh duh. Ub dub dub uh dub. . . . .
Pigs Yummy! ? Hey . . . that's great.
  Oh the humanity! Hit me!  

 

Other sound effects heard on the show ...

God bless America. Squeaky bed ieeeieee bla bla bla
boing Yes, Richard. Church bells Cukoo!
Mr. Bey . . . special delivery! And now for the final word ... wa wa wa You got it goin' on!
What's the matter?  Are you goofy, too? Huh? I plea instanity! Ouch!  That hurt!, karate chop, laugh
There's no reason to panic Ay, papi! You've just said Bey's phrase that pays! Please!
Scream Smokin'! Super! Tarzan yell
Thank you. Timber! The voice of truth . . . Yes, Richard

 

Clips of something Richard said ...

Calling all Beys -- calling all Beys! WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?! Put your hands in the air if you're a real Bey -er! Dick Bey's farm song (sung to the tune of Old MacDonald's Farm)
Now that congress is cutting the funding for PBS, the Richard Bey Show is the only place to find intelligent broadcasting on tv. The Gargantugames! Dance to the hottest dance craze sweeping the nation -- the MacaBeyna. The Mr. Punyverse Contest
Clip 1 from 'Neighbors From Hell Clip 2 from Neighbors From Hell Are you obsessed with a celebrity?  If so, call the Richard Bey Show. Bey's comment on people watching other talkshows
Richard saying how he apparently makes women tremble. 2001: A Bey Oddity Bey singing in the Bong Show

 

TV theme and bumper music ...

The opening for the show "Honey, I Have A Secret" The music played between commercial breaks. Another opening The complete theme song
  Music played at the start of the show. Theme for "The Richie Show", a spoof on "Rosie".  

 

Dennis Miller's Comments ...

He mentions Richard Bey in this one.

 

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Clips of Dr. Judy who frequently appeared on the show to help people with their problems.   In this particular show, she is dressed up as the description of each sound clip ...

Tomato French Fries Grapes Hot Dog

 

Other sound clips from The Richard Bey Show ...

A rap about Bey Jerry Springer confesses to stealing Richard Bey's show ideas Judge Bey and his Court of Last Appeals
Richard talking about what happens when guests lie on his show. Richard making fun of Sally Jessy Raphiel  

 

Bey's Biggest Fans ...

Alvin Angela Eileen
Eugino Haydee Jamil
Miguel Tracy Vindy